Why Won’t My Kitchen Clean Itself?

It’s a real problem

Photo by Scott Umstattd on Unsplash

Of all the inventions that just keep cropping up, why doesn’t anyone invent a self-cleaning kitchen already? Or maybe there is one and I’m just too poor to know about it.

Either way, I feel very victimized by the fact that despite the fact that I have studiously ignored my messy kitchen, it still hasn’t cleaned itself.